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  2. dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

    dogshame:

    I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

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    4 hours ago  /  101,689 notes  /  Source: dogshame

  3. gayleaf:

    you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

    (via pizza)

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  4. cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

    cuntinentul:

    can someone make this a bumper sticker

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  5. im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

    (via pizza)

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  6. phantomdeer:

    8) = fucking shit nerd

    B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

    (via pizza)

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  8. stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

    Stop reblogging my failure

    (via paperfear)

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  9. mister-smalls:

    nylooms:

    tupacabra:

    image

    it’s a metaphor

    The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

    The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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  10. coolgreenapple:

who would’ve thought that they’d build one of the wonders of the world right next to some pyramids

    coolgreenapple:

    who would’ve thought that they’d build one of the wonders of the world right next to some pyramids

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